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Wednesday, July 27th, 2005
3:54 pm - HEEHAHOHOOHAHEEHOHOOOHEHEhe........

lainofthewired
Hm. I'm Elisha.


HHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAHOHOOHAHEE!

I'm....HAHAHAHAHAAH...new.


HOOOOHAHEEHAHOOHA!

I'M CRAZY!

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HEEHEHE...

current mood: crazy

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Saturday, January 17th, 2004
8:41 pm

spooninmyear
hey, im new. and IM CRAZY!!! lol i love to be crazy and have fun. t'is great. i run around being weird and really hyper like ALL the time. and when my friends get all hyper and crazy i say they cought the Jamee bug! but yeah thats all from me..........for now. :0)

current mood: energetic

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Wednesday, January 14th, 2004
7:03 pm

ehkehfemal
Hello everyone! I'm Elisa...new here...I'm sure ya noticed...I'm frequently sugar high and very strange. So naturally, I ended up here....

current mood: chipper

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Friday, May 2nd, 2003
5:32 am - Frightening Smiley

nikkihighkill
Okay, is it just me, or does the hyper smiley look like it's on speed. I know I'm overtired, but wow....smiley on crack.

::does Beltane dance:: Yay Beltane. I have friends that will be going away tomorrow for celebration. I like Beltane...it's fun.

::slinks away once again....must stay away from computer....must excercise self-control....will write papers::

current mood: hyper

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5:28 am - The Evilness of Disney

nikkihighkill
::giggles:: I'm a bit manic. I'm not up early, I'm up late. I have decided that sleep is most definitely an option around here. Too much work to get done, and then I only have free time to have fun in the early hours of the morning.

Of course, you know the reason that Disney is evil? It's because they have Uncle Walt frozen and stored in the depths of Cinderella's castle. Every time the company starts to flounder, they thaw him out and come up with another money-making project.

That's why you're not allowed to go into the castle, and it also explains why Disney has such obvious swings in successes. After all, if you keep thawing and refreezing him, he'd go bad. Kind of like freezer-burn. So they allow the company to make a few mistakes and give Uncle Walt a rest.

This is, of course, the only reason for the success. After all, a company with a rodent for a mascot cannot possibly be good. It is evil, I tell you. Evil.

Okay, am done with the random insanity for now. ::slinks back off to the corner to continue working on papers::

current mood: hyper

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Thursday, May 1st, 2003
7:30 am - YEEEEESSS

ladyanemone
Chimpmunks ARE evil, as well as Disney. I never liked Disney as a child- except for THE ARISTOCRATS (which still kicks major ass) and Mary Poppins. Mwahaha. You can't go wrong with dancing penguins.
I mean, really.
You're up early? Eesh.

Today is BELTANE! *dances*

current mood: cold

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Friday, May 2nd, 2003
3:21 am - Scared....so very scared

nikkihighkill
Okay, so it's official. The squirrel population is running rampant and will probably rise up to kill us all in our sleep. Of course, they'll be teaming up with the killer chipmunks. And we all know that the chipmunks are specially trained by Uncle Walt at Disney. The chisassins, as they are code-named, often sneak into homes and cause "accidents". After all, most accidents occur in the home.

current mood: awake

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Wednesday, April 30th, 2003
11:47 pm

ladyanemone
http://hometown.aol.com/goddessbastet771/keilana.html
MWA HA HA HA HA....
MWA.
HA. HA.

http://trw.umbc.edu/articles/2449?Newspaper_Session=e292cd1f6257c7cfdf62ae430961475c
WOW. What... the... fuck?
"This week, I/O will be researching a matter of great importance to the UMBC community —namely, the presence of fiendish homicidal squirrels on campus.

Any student, staff or faculty member who has ever stepped on campus will know what I am talking about — those mean, scraggly, nasty rat-tailed squirrels who think nothing of scampering off with your hard-won french fries or copy of The Retriever Weekly. The origin of these creatures is shadowed in mystery, and a few handy urban legends have popped up to shed light on it.

Some say that certain pledges who rush certain fraternities are required to shave the tail of a squirrel as part of the initiation process. If this is so, then the fraternity brothers of UMBC possess far more testicular fortitude than I had originally suspected. Doing a keg stand is one thing, but holding down a squirrel and waving a razor at it is entirely another. Them squirrels is feisty."
http://www.angelfire.com/band2/joesmom5/newsarchive.html
"06/25/01 - A new show has been announced for September 21 at the Lighthouse Cafe. This is a Friday. JoE's MoM will be finding two other bands to play with. JoE's MoM has also been asked back to open for the Homicidal Squirrels on July 7 at the Lighthouse. Since drummer, Pat Wrobel, will be out of town, this all depends on whether a substitute can be found. JoE's MoM is also planning to go record mid-July. As soon as we have more information we will put it up. "

okay, get ready for an abundance of WHAT-THE-FUCK's


Holes by ???

Even though I'm only 11, I read mature books. Personally, I think this was one of my favorite books ever! It has everything. Action, suspense, fantasy, folktale, and mystery. It's about a boy sent to juvenile camp for being in the wrong place at the wrong time. It definitely has a surprising twist at the end. I recommend this book highly. It's really great!

written by Keilana Decker, age 11, Hooker Oak School

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11:09 pm

ladyanemone
Wow. That smiley looks stoned? Eh? Eh?



current mood: amused

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11:02 pm - Y Halo Thar!

ladyanemone
Yeah, we kinda have mental problems are pretty weird over here- but hey! Join the fun....
"I don't suffer from insanity- I enjoy every minute of it" would kinda sum it up.
Okay, so MAYBE I'm exaggerating on the whole we-belong-in-an-asylum thing, but we're pretty crazy.

Glad to see you liked the community! Post as often as you like, with the most random and nonsensical posts as you wish.
Thankee and have a nice day
(night)

current mood: amused

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Thursday, May 1st, 2003
10:47 pm - Hiyas

nikkihighkill
::waves to everyone:: Hello. Thought I should post to introduce myself. I'm Nikki. ::points to name, as if that was obvious:: I'm also on the other side of the country from you. I am currently living in Utica, New York, which if you don't know, is considered the middle of nowhere. Actually, we usually call it worse things than that, but I figured I'd be nice for a while.

I was bored and had access to the computer, so I thought I'd play for a bit. ::grins:: I was highly amused by your rants, and slightly frightened that you guys have the same sense of humor as some of my friends out here. It's kind of disturbing to realize that there's more of us in the world.

::tilts head to the side consideringly:: Well, as long as you don't have plans for world domination too, we should be fine. We've already divided up the major countries here. ^_^

current mood: bouncy

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Wednesday, April 30th, 2003
10:30 am - Huzzah! *dances to Razzle Dazzle*

ladyanemone
We have a new member, we have a new member MWA HA HA.

Go ahead and post! Say whatever you want, we love new members. Ja.

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Saturday, April 26th, 2003
6:53 pm - Oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes we both oh yes we both reached for the gun the gun the gun...

ladyanemone
*dances*
SO. Today, I WAS STERIOTYPICAL, SACRELIGIOUS, AND CRAZY.
It was a good day.
I am going to be EVEN MORE STERIOYPICAL and say that all cheerleaders are preppy JUST TO ANNOY CHELSIE. Oh, come on, don't take it personally. I mean, I say say stuff like ALL HOMOCIDAL SQUIRRELS ARE CRAZY, but we all know there are those MUTANT HOMOCIDAL SQUIRRELS who are only a little bit crazy.

Yeah.

So, NO SCHOOL, which is good in some ways, but I have all these PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE PSYCHOTIC FLAMINGO posters that will have to wait a WHOLE FRIKIN MONTH before I can post them, or... OH! I could go around town and post them... Would that be FREAKY-COOL OR WHAT?
Yay!
Okay, AND I get to see Keilana. And we can post the Psychotic Flamingo posters around HER town! Huzzahhh!
I can't wait to shag see Casey, too! But, unfortunatly we cannot frolic on Kei's bed, which really just RUINS all of my plans.

current mood: hyper

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Tuesday, April 22nd, 2003
6:36 pm

ladyanemone
Damn straight, Keilana.
Did you really post the Please Do Not feed the Psychotic Flamingo posters?
THATS FRICKERIN AWESOME...
muahaha. Everyone tore mine down, especially this one PREPPYISH CHEERLEADER BITCH named Jasmine, so I taped one on the front of my labcoat and when she reached to tear it off I yelled really loud in the gym (lots of people) "STOP TOUCHING MY BREASTS YOU FRICKIN LESBIAN!"

And of course, you can only imagine how it looked, with her hand outstretched towards my chest... Everyone was looking right at her.

So I got to parade around campus with my Psychotic Flamingoes poster displayed prominently on my front. The staff really CANNOT take a FRICKERIN CLUE... They CANNOT figure out WHO THE HELL is posting these obnoxious posters while I parade around with one on my chest. FRICK. Stupid teachers. I swear...
Run by idiots...

current mood: bouncy

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Sunday, April 20th, 2003
6:49 pm - THIS ENTREE HAS NO SUBJECT. DEAL WITH IT, YOU PANTIEWASTES!

keilana
If any of you reading this do not join our little "Homicidal Squirrel" community, not only will we send the HOMICIDAL SQUIRRELS to eat all your pudding (and most likely all of your left shoes), there will be many OTHER undesirable-traited rodent type things sent to do a number of various BAD THINGS to you. Yes. DON'T MAKE ME MAKE YOU RUE THE DAY.

current mood: crazy

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5:16 pm

keilana
I'm Keilana.
Really?
No.

current mood: crazy

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5:12 pm

ladyanemone
I like to torture my gummi bears before I eat them. Sometimes, I pretend they are cheerleader-PREPPY gummi bears.
Evil. MUAHAHAHA

current mood: Evil

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4:59 pm

ladyanemone
Paper is like, THE GROSSEST FOOD EVER.

current mood: crazy

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Saturday, April 19th, 2003
10:52 pm - Hello, I'll be your captain on this flight.

ladyanemone
HAHA. I got first post. Anyway, welcome to the Homocidal Squirrels' Committee. Join, or else you are an asshat. We here pride ourselves on being the SOLE REASON why the flamingos turned psycho in the first place, or at least keilana is. We like cheese and cheesy bi-products. I'm stealing all this stuff from Kei because she's funnier than I am and she knows it. Damn her.

Anyway, my name is Anemone, and I'll be your captain on this flight. Keep your chairs in the upright position and your food trays locked, this is a one way flight to the world of INSANITY.
muahahaha

current mood: crazy

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